"Freedom and Whisky gang thegither"
- Robert Burns
Tuesday, 25 June 2002
The truth is out there...
Thanks to Andrew Ian Dodge for pointing out the news about Scotland's top position in the world UFO sighting league. Of course, this does not surprise me in the least - the aliens' mother ship is normally parked a few hundred yards from here masquerading as the Edinburgh International Conference Centre. We are not fooled. I was glad to learn that a local entrepreneur is organising tours to the locations of sightings. After many conversations with the aliens at this location, I can confirm that they strongly approve of both Freedom and Whisky.