O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it’s "Thank you, Mister Sheridan", when the Media begins to pay,
But, what's this? The SSP's website thinks that the most recent newsworthy story in Scotland concerns school meals and Jamie Oliver.
And if you have a glance here it looks like the comrades are in an unseemly state of disarray.
Meanwhile, Martin Kelly reminds us that it's not over till the old judges confer.
How can the Festival compete with this?
(UPDATE: More comradely fallout here)