I know that the article on charity "chuggers" is meant to be taken with a pinch of salt, but really!
How about this:
those charity muggers who stop you in the street and ask you to sign away your life savings to causes, all of which are invariably worthy.All of them?
It looks like Mr Dalgarno is just another useful idiot who can't be bothered to work out a consistent moral and economic philosophy. And there's plenty more like him.