Thursday 10 December 2009

Bring back the United Kingdom!

No, not the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

I mean the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

Actually, that's not what I mean.

What we want is the United Kingdom of Ireland and Great Britain.

Capital to be Dublin. Finance Minister to be Irish.

1 comment:

David Farrer said...

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Jack Maturin
I don't know what you're complaining about, David. Alistair Darling and Gordon Brown are both Scottish, and they think that getting UK government debt up to 100% of GDP is the way to go, so I'll go with them, rather than your namby pamby nonsense about cutting government spending in a time of need. 
Do you hate poor people, David? Do you?

15 December 2009, 22:48:36 GMT
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I prefer your other idea. I'll stick with Douglas as the capital and make Great Britain and Ireland a Crown Protectorate of the IOM.

14 December 2009, 20:12:55 GMT
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Rab C. Nesbitt
And some politicians with fire in their belly -

13 December 2009, 11:11:27 GMT
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David Farrer
Not only that APL, they went through the water main on Friday and we got the brown stuff for an hour or so.

13 December 2009, 07:50:19 GMT
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"Unfortunately I can't guarantee that I'd get the trams working soon..." 
WTF does the government know about trams anyway? 
When they were laying the new gas main up my way, the trench was obstructed by the old tram sleepers. 
I mean the government only shut down the tram fifty years ago, now they want another one.

12 December 2009, 21:53:21 GMT
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David Farrer
I mentioned Dublin because that way we'd get the Irish budget. 
Of course, my budget would be somewhat more robust. And as I live in Mr Darling's constituency why shouldn't I be Chancellor in an Edinburgh-based UK government? After the Farrer cuts, the size of the government would be so tiny that it wouldn't impact on Edinburgh's quality of life. 
Unfortunately I can't guarantee that I'd get the trams working soon...

11 December 2009, 21:26:06 GMT
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james higham
Why not Edinburgh? It's a nice place.

11 December 2009, 19:27:43 GMT
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Happily seconded.

10 December 2009, 21:47:46 GMT