Yesterday was the once-a-year occasion for buying new clothes. (A man's got to do what a man's got to do.) Following a trip here
to buy a pair of trousers I went along to the local branch of the Zionist Entity
. After selecting a couple of sweaters I moved to the huge queue at the cash tills. I counted 31 people in front of me and had started to worry nervously about my lunchtime pint. I was served in six minutes.
On a cold and foggy Christmas Eve we ordered a home delivery from the local branch of the Islamic Entity. It reached the front door in thirty minutes and was most enjoyable.
Isn't it wonderful when folks stick to capitalism?
Comments from previous template:
His cousin runs an "Indian" that we used to use in Ealing. His name is "Islam"!
28 December 2006, 19:46:26 GMT – Like – Reply
Is he Islamic? Looks more Hindu to me.
28 December 2006, 19:42:57 GMT
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