Friday 12 July 2002

What is the SNP for?

The ongoing campaign by the Scottish Nationalists against Margo MacDonald, their most popular MSP, continues. I am tempted to think that the SNP may be a cunning plot by the British establishment to prevent Scottish independence. Of course, the SNP doesn't actually offer independence - it wants Scotland to be a province of the Holy Belgian Empire. The trading standards authorities should make the SNP call itself The Northwest European Unionist Party.