Oh, please

The SNP will pledge a return to free university education as part of its election campaign drive next year.

Or so it says here.

The SNP's deputy also says:

It will also abolish student loans and replace them with grants and it will allow for the write-off of the existing graduate debt from student loans that holds so many young people back from taking entrepreneurial risks and getting on the housing ladder.

What Ms Sturgeon actually means is that the student debt will be transferred to people like me. Believe it or not, there are still a few of us taxpayers around. If students can't learn to cope with graduate debt there's no way that they'll ever become entrepreneurs.