Thursday 6 February 2003

Mind your own business!

Boots plan to close their factory in the constituency of Helen Liddell, the Secretary of State for Scotland. She says that she:

will demand a "full explanation" from Boots
Liddell has been underemployed since the establishment of the Scottish Parliament and serves no useful purpose. Instead of demanding "full explanations" from private-sector companies, Stalin's Granny (as she is known) should start her own business and aspire to live as a self-made millionaire.

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