Kilt wearers could face prosecution if they do not have a licence for their sporran under new legislation which has been introduced in Scotland.Some folk aren't quite with the full programme:
The laws are designed to protect endangered species like badgers and otters, whose fur used to be favoured by sporran makers.
"Are the police going to take DNA samples from the sporran of every kilted supporter who walks into Hampden?" he asked.No, they'll want DNA samples from every fan, kilted or not.
(UPDATE: the EU's got previous on this.)