State Governor: check Mother of five: check Ice fisher: check Lifetime NRA member: check Eats mooseburger: check Owns floatplane: check Son in Army: check Definitely a US citizen: check Pro drilling: check Protector of polar bears: check Beauty Queen: check Did inhale: check Corruption buster: check Ethnic husband: check Ethnic husband is an Eskimo: check
The question is this:
If the ethnic husband is an Eskimo doesn't that mean that he has an igloo and that Sarah already lives in the White House?