Sunday, 31 August 2008

The next Vice President?

Sarah Palin
State Governor: check
Mother of five: check
Ice fisher: check
Lifetime NRA member: check
Eats mooseburger: check
Owns floatplane: check
Son in Army: check
Definitely a US citizen: check
Pro drilling: check
Protector of polar bears: check
Beauty Queen: check
Did inhale: check
Corruption buster: check
Ethnic husband: check
Ethnic husband is an Eskimo: check
The question is this:
If the ethnic husband is an Eskimo doesn't that mean that he has an igloo and that Sarah already lives in the White House?

1 comment:

David Farrer said...

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That explains her decision to run for the Vice Presidency...

31 August 2008, 16:07:07 GMT+01:00
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David Davis (not that one)
Ha Ha very funny! 
I think she is a good choice and it will pan out OK. Never heard of her, probably a good sign. Glad she was a beauty queen: so few people are these days. 
Anyway, the job of the VP is to wake up every morning and PRAY FERVENTLY that the President will be spared yet another day, to take the shit.

31 August 2008, 15:42:28 GMT+01:00
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If you visit the Alaskan State House, you'll see an igloo in the frieze around the entrance hall. The guide will then explain to you that this is because the design was done by somebody from Washington DC, who (like you) mistakenly thought that the Inuit (Eskimo)lived in Alaska, and lived in igloos. 
Humour works best when accurate!

31 August 2008, 13:28:17 GMT+01:00
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Angry Steve
I bet you he clubs seals.

31 August 2008, 11:33:42 GMT+01:00