Science finds the missing link between baboons and civil servants.Apparently:
Being at the bottom of the pile created stress, leading to physiological damage.Hmm. Now who was in power back in 1994? Oh yes: the wicked old Tories. No wonder there was inequality and stress for animal and civil servant alike. Fortunately a Labour government was elected in 1997, thus bringing about an age of equality, albeit one in which some are more equal than others.