Wednesday 28 December 2005

First they came for the microwave

We know how ZaNu Lab likes to criminalise the weapon instead of the perpetrator. You know the sort of thing: make guns illegal so as only criminals have guns.

But I was rather shocked at what happened after the unfortunate demise of a feline from the north east of England:

No arrests were made but a microwave was seized from the house in Middlesbrough.

1 comment:

David Farrer said...

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Could he have been retrieving the radar speedtrap found by the aquisative motorist?

5 January 2006, 16:41:23 GMT
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David Farrer
Yes. The only time I ever saw a policeman walking round here was one carrying a takeaway back to the nick!

30 December 2005, 09:45:40 GMT
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Mark Holland
They'll need something back at the station to heat up pasties with.