Have you seen this woman?

As if the police didn't have enough to worry about these days, along comes this:

POLICE are appealing for help to find a naked woman who has gone missing from her Borders home.

Helpfully, we have been given this useful description:

She is described as slim, with short gingery brownish hair.

So if you see any:

fat naked women,

or:

any longhaired naked women,

or:

any blonde naked women,

there's absolutely no need to bother the authorities at all.